R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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