Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Randomize
