I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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