Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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