it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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