I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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