I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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