I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
