I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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