Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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