Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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