I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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