Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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