you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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