he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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