Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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