is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Mom said you looked used
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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