After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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