So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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