Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You just made me feel so damn special
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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