I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
The air taste purple.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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