Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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