i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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