no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
