I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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