Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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