apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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