i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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