if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
