What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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