do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
