we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Is it penis luge time yet?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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