So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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