If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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