That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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