hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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