just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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