why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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