I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm just crazy horny about you
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I supernannyed him into submission
My vagina just clenched in fear
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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