I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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