just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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