I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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