My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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