That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize