which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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