Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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