But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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