yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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