Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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