i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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