the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
ok first of all what the fuck
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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