We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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